11:05 - Alright, off to the Podcast!
11:01 - Glad that Ziggler got the pin, of course.
10:45 - Not that I was looking all that forward to the Anonymous Raw General Manager, but isn't it a bit strange that it's been such a non-factor throughout the show? Couldn't they just as effectively had McMahon announce Rollins vs. Cena, and then just allow matches to happen? Like, nobody wondered "who booked Truth vs. Wyatt?" so why can't they get away with a main event just happening without an official announcement being made? Was it worth retconning the whole Hornswoggle reveal and bringing back a mechanism that was just as unpopular as it was popular?
10:31 - Don't get me wrong, I'm thrilled that Dolph is in yet another Raw main event....but I am disappointed that he's getting the "second guy out" treatment of the three man team. The first and last guy are always considered the stars.
10:25 - Heyman is magic as always. Somebody brought it up -- I think it was Kevin Sullivan -- but the absence of the WWE Champion has really taken the luster and mystique out of the Money in the Bank contract as well.
10:16 - I know Foley's wife is quite pretty, but who would have ever imagined that Mick Foley would have such a pretty daughter?
10:12 - Granted, Naomi is the only person they pushed fans to vote for, but I'm still sorta surprised she won. I figured Natalya would.
10:05 - So, again, are the Bellas back together? Nikki still seems to be bullying her but it's been acknowledged that the term of the servitude is over.
9:51 - JBL just said, "That's a great name for a finishing maneuver, Sister Abigail" with no sense of sarcasm. Why, exactly? What about that makes it a great name?
9:38 - After the year Sandow (I still prefer to refer to him as that) had, it's kinda really awesome seeing him get so much attention.
9:28 - Jack Swagger is the weirdest looking runner. And Rusev hasn't even been around for a year yet and we're ALREADY recycling feuds?
9:19 - Our current secondary champions are great examples of WWE not allowing their Superstars to go full throttle with their characters. You have an American hating United States Champion and you don't have him rechristen the title as the Russian Championship? You have a guy wearing soiled clothing but then carries around a pristine white Intercontinental Championship?
9:11 - So what's the deal with the Bellas? Are they back together? Are they still pretending Brie is a servant?
9:08 - WWE is anything subtle when they're trying to get a nickname over. Do you think they want us to call him Big Red?
8:59 - Really? Is there anyone who was clamoring for the days of the Guest Host era?
8:54 - What's the benefit of adding Naomi to the Usos storyline? Has it really helped anybody?
8:51 - Is this the first time they've acknowledged that it's just a guy in a bunny costume?
8:42 - Unless Cesaro and Kidd win this, that was a waste. Why make your new team lose to a team nobody recognizes as a pair?
8:33 - Big E looks so uncomfortable dancing. I do like the idea the three of them merging their original gear with their New Day gear. Not sure I'm loving this gimmick, but if it means a renewed push for Kofi then I'm all for it.
8:23 - I'm kinda "Meh" about that opening segment. Not only did they not mention that Hornswoggle was the General Manager, but they went straight back to saying the GM was faceless. Worse off, Cena closes the laptop in this grand gesture of shutting off his power, only for it to not have any impact whatsoever. And the segment was kinda disjointed. GM speaks, Cena interrupts. Cena speaks, Rollins interrupts. Cena and Rollins speak, GM interrupts. And then there was an onslaught of Survivor Series participants.
For that matter, what is Big Show's motivation to attack his team? I understand him turning (he thought he would be better off with the Authority). I understand his issue with Rowan (they had an altercation). But with the Authority out of power and with Cena seemingly with the upper hand, why make things worse by continuing to attack his former teammates?
7:51 - So the big question about tonight's show seems to be whether they'll acknowledge that Hornswoggle is the Anonymous Raw General Manager (I think they will) and whether they'll acknowledge CM Punk and his comments on the podcast (I don't think they will). What do you think? Come back in about 10 minutes for my LIVE Raw thoughts.
Monday, December 1, 2014
11:05 - Alright, off to the Podcast!
Sunday, November 30, 2014
Be sure to click below for my LIVE thoughts on the midseason finale of The Walking Dead. Obviously, spoilers are within.
Continue reading "LIVE The Walking Dead thoughts - Episode 5-8"....
Monday, November 24, 2014
10:19 - "Lesbi honest." Brilliant. That's why I hope she never leaves.
Also, I'm dozing off, so these LIVE thoughts might end now.
9:51 - I don't know why WWE insists on having a person debut (or redebut) by having them face the same person over and over again. Do we really need to see Fandango and Gabriel again? Remember how many times we saw Los Matadores vs. 3MB when they debuted?
9:48 - Soooooooooooo, we got neither a pledge or a battle royal?
9:38 - Wow. And I'm guessing that was the good take.
9:31 - Still loving this Mizdow stuff. And, amazingly, they're now portraying Mizdow as a legitimate competitor instead of a joke. This is one of the few times in the past several years that they've noticed the fans catching on to something and actually responded brilliantly to it.
9:21 - I guess we should be happy Lilian didn't announce Stardust as "Cody Rhodes."
9:19 - At least the toy tag titles look kinda gold.
9:04 - Yep, another instance of Ambrose missing out on getting a clean and decisive win. The post-match beat down was, visually, a little weak as well.
8:46 - This is a curious decision. I'm not sure if I see them giving Ambrose the title (because it seems awkward to shoehorn a secondary title to the Ambrose/Wyatt feud). But at the same time, do they REALLY need to rob Ambrose of another victory? When was the last time he got a clean, conclusive and significant win?
8:39 - So Vince McMahon is a good guy? A bad guy? A good guy with an edge? A bad buy trying to prevent a next generation power play? Simply a crazy old man?
8:31 - I love D-Bry....but that went on WAY too long. He should've eliminated the App portion and just made straight up matches to move things along (like, what if people vote for Henry/Harper? They're both in other matches).
8:16 - That was a fun and unexpected surprise, and a satisfying way to give "closure" to the Daniel Bryan/Authority feud.
8:09 - I definitely have a feeling of "get on with it" right now, but I do like the attention Ziggler is getting in this promo. But, really....get on with it.
8:01 - Yes, I actually WILL be doing some LIVE Raw thoughts tonight. Was Survivor Series a perfect show? By no means. But between the Authority losing, Ziggler getting a huge spotlight shined on him, and Sting debuting, I am at least intrigued. Let's see what happens tonight.
Sunday, November 16, 2014
This is of course speculation and observation and NOT a spoiler. I would request that you keep any comments non-spoiler as well. I also do not read the comics so any information that comes from the comics, but has not happened on the show yet, should be avoided.
When last we left Daryl, Carol, and Beth, Beth had just called out the doctor, Carol showed up at the hospital, and Daryl had returned to the church with somebody. Here's what I think happened.
Daryl and Carol have been scoping out the hospital for an unspecified amount of time. During this time, Beth and Noah attempt to escape. Beth gets captured but Noah gets out. Daryl and Carol, having been watching, intercept Noah and begin questioning him. Noah tells them everything he knows, specifically about his own experience -- that they ONLY rescued him, and not his dad, because he was the more vulnerable person. Daryl and Carol use this information to deduce that they would rescue Carol and take her in, but not necessarily Daryl (since he would be perceived as more of a threat). Carol feigns a dangerous situation so that she can be taken into the hospital.
Noah also tells them that this is NOT a life threatening situation. While regimented and occasionally abusive, this hospital legitimately is keeping everybody safe and healthy, and they are feeding people. If taken inside, Carol would not be in a life or death situation. With this in mind, Daryl and Noah return to the church to get the rest of the group to act as back up, so that they CAN break in and rescue Beth and Carol. So Noah is the guy in the woods with Daryl.
And, as a side note prediction, I think tonight we will FINALLY see some physicality between Daryl and Carol. It's an episode that will, presumably, focus solely on the two of them alone. On top of that, they're on a mission to rescue Daryl's potential OTHER love interest. With all of that in mind, how could it be avoided? #TeamDarylCarol
Monday, October 20, 2014
11:10 - Didn't love Orton pinning Ambrose, but I did enjoy Rollins hitting the curbstomp on Orton.
Absolutely love the main event attention on Rollins and Ambrose, but they NEED to earn some significant and meaningful wins.
11:06 - I'm not really I get the point of the cage lowering, from a kayfabe perspective. It's not as if anyboyd was trying to interfere OR escape.
10:40 - I love WWE with their "By the Numbers" video packages.
10:27 - "You can't coach strength!" exclaims JBL, infuriating strength coaches across the world.
10:20 - See this is why they've shot themselves in the foot with their recent booking of Dolph Ziggler. If Ziggler loses, it means he's lost to Rusev, Orton, Rollins, and Cesaro in two or so weeks. If Ziggler wins, then Cesaro lost to the guy who lost clean to Rusev, Orton, and Rollins. Neither guy comes out of this looking great.
10:14 - Fun promo that was really strengthened by a rare and unexpected Mick Foley appearance. Foley thankfully kept it light on the cheap pops and self promotion, and as a result did a great job. Line of the night also goes to him with his "I also subscribe to the Network for an undisclosed monthly sum" comment.
10:03 - I am so grateful that we have Lawler and JBL here to explain all of Ambrose's puns.
9:52 - How is there still over an hour of this show left?
9:35 - Oh God, is Big Show gonna cry?!?!
9:18 - As I said last week....why are we to be invested in the Natalya/TJ divorce story when we can clearly see they're still together in current WWE storylines?
And by the way, how many times have we seen Big E vs. Rusev?
9:11 - Am I crazy or did Heyman just take the RKO better than Cena did?
9:00 - Gotta admire the "book the match, then create the conflict" philosophy of the Orton/Cena match.
8:57 - Again, I applaud WWE here. Make people feel like they're missing something special by not subscribing to the WWE Network.
8:45 - Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd here's ANOTHER match we've seen countless times before. What is this, the third show in as many weeks that we've seen AJ vs. Alicia?
8:32 - The Miz/Sandow pairing is quite possibly the best thing on Raw right now outside of the rise of Ambrose and Rollins.
8:21 - Any acknowledgement about the fact that Sandow and Rhodes used to team?
8:14 - I may be mistaken but didn't we JUST see this match? Or was that with Ziggler/Cesaro? For that matter, didn't we JUST see Cena/Ambrose vs. Orton/Rollins/Kane?
8:12 - Is it me or did ending that segment with Kane's music/pyro/lighting extremely random? He was the only person who didn't speak during the promo and he was a completely afterthought in the story being told. Why on earth did it end with his music?
8:03 - Don't get me wrong, he wears it well....but I'm not convinced Seth Rollins has an outfit other than black suit with a black button down.
Monday, October 13, 2014
11:07 - Fine enough match. Gave us the match we REALLY want to see, but Orton vs. Cena seems so out of place. Out of all four combinations, they seem like the two that have the least amount of issues with each other. Yet that match belongs in the Cell?
10:57 - In five years, will we see a WWE Network promo hyping up that time Dean Ambrose threw ketchup at the Authority?
10:51 - I can't imagine it will be long before somebody plays that audio backwards and let's us all know what it says.
I will admit to enjoying these Wyatt videos. Actually, I've always enjoyed the videos more than the actual execution of the character.
10:33 - That segment made me hate everybody involved just a little more.
10:28 - I still get a kick out of this whole Miz/Sandow thing. I do miss Miz's multicolored attire, though. His all black look is a little strange considering his "street clothes" have gotten so outrageous.
10:23 - Odd how the Intercontinental and United States Championship feuds have essentially swapped -- yet the original pairings (Dolph/Miz, Sheamus/Cesaro) were far superior.
10:13 - For the life of me, I just CANNOT get into Rusev.
10:09 - Are we expected to be invested in a Tyson/Natalya "divorce" when current WWE television shows us that they're still together?
9:48 - Interesting conundrum: The combination people most want to see (Rollins vs. Ambrose) would also result in the combination people least want to see (Orton vs. Cena).
9:34 - Has anybody else noticed how often Michael Cole uses the expression, "Misses wildly"?
9:24 - It's funny, when I was trying to think of people who could have filled Ziggler's role and essentially gotten the same impact, I was going to suggest Jack Swagger.
9:17 - A highly competitive, extremely entertaining match where the guy higher up on the card won....but again, what was the point? Why make Ziggler suffer two clean losses in a row when they finally rehabilitated his image?
9:09 - I still don't think WWE understands what "exclusively" means.
8:52 - So after FINALLY re-establishing Dolph Ziggler as a competitive, winning Superstar, they needlessly fed him to Rusev on Smackdown and now, presumably, they're feeding him to Orton tonight. What's the point? What's the gain here?
8:43 - "I guess nobody likes Layla anyway." Made me laugh.
8:40 - Well that's baffling. They spend all that time building up the "suspense" of who AJ's partner might be, and then they don't even show her entrance?
8:32 - That was a really fun 20+ minute opening match. I am confused, though. For the second PPV in a row, they've given away a marquee match on Raw before the actual show (last time it was Rollins vs. Reigns). What's the purpose?
8:27 - Geez, WWE is putting more effort into getting this whole "standard bet" thing over than they do putting over half of their roster.
8:06 - Is it me or has WWE taken a HUGE step back with their pink merchandising efforts this year? For the first year, only Cena's merchandise was turned pink (and that included his t-shirt, hat, and wrist/head bands). The following year, practically EVERYBODY on the roster had pink merchandise -- everybody from Cena to Daniel Bryan to Christian to Randy Orton to RVD to AJ Lee to Dolph Ziggler to the Miz. This year, Cena barely even has any pink merchandise. He's wearing his "Keep Calm" t-shirt (with the same wording as it always has been) which is now gray and pink. But his hat and wrist/head bands remain the normal red/yellow.
This year's line seems to focus on the Bellas (Support the Twins) who are feuding with each other, Hulk Hogan (who isn't even on TV), and Brock Lesnar (Courage, Conquer, Cure seems to be a variation of Eat, Sleep, Conquer, Repeat), who is the company's biggest heel. Very odd.
8:01 - During the last few months of Punk's title reign, Raw would kick off with a montage similar to what you'd see on a "previously" clip before a television show. I quite enjoyed those and I'm happy to see that they've brought that back. It gives a little direction for the show.
I'm not quite sure how I feel about Dean Ambrose coming out wearing a WWE Authentic Dean Ambrose t-shirt.
7:26 - It's been way too long since I've last updated the blog with one of these LIVE thoughts, so I figured this was as good a time as any to get back on the horse. In the interest of full disclosure, I will admit to not being that into the current storylines right now (outside of the awesome rise of Ambrose and Rollins), so it's been tough to discuss the show at any substantial length. But let's see if tonight is the turnaround point. Check back in about a half hour.
Wednesday, October 8, 2014
Hello there, bloggers (or is it "bloggees"?)
For the second year in a row, I will be participating in the Making Strides Against Breast Cancer walk on October 19. Rest assured, I will be pinkified out there.
If you're feeling generous, please consider making a donation to my page. This is the only time this year that I will be soliciting donations.
Thanks in advance!
Sunday, September 21, 2014
10:46 - So to be clear: We didn't get a proper ending to the match, we didn't get a cash in, and the announcers don't even remember how the match ended two minutes after the conclusion of the match? They were STILL talking about whether Lesnar would have tapped out when the interference came after a pin attempt. Lackluster ending to an otherwise entertaining show.
10:34 - I'm wondering if they'll actually have Cena tap out....
10:30 - I'm a sucker for matches that begin with a finishing move. Also, I'm BEGGING for them to do something with Cena that shows a little edge. Even if it's little, like him not coming out with his hat or even just cutting the sleeves off his shirt. SOMETHING that shows he means business.
I see Lesnar retaining here.
10:15 - Hooray! My fav wins! Although, since Nikki didn't play into the finish, I'm concerned that she will stay in the title picture. Keep this about AJ and Paige!
9:58 - I'm HOPING for an AJ win, but I'm willing to accept a Paige win. Whatever happens, I'm hoping for two things: (a) that the feud with AJ and Paige continues and (b) that, if AJ loses, that it won't result in people saying, "I think AJ's leaving."
9:56 - What move exactly was Jericho going for there?
9:45 - I'm guessing Orton wins this one, although I can see them "swerving" us with a Jericho win.
9:38 - Sigh. And there goes Orton's two PPV streak of not wearing black trunks.
9:24 - By the way, I see Rusev winning.
9:22 - I'm not saying he hasn't done anything, but I'm struggling to think of what EXACTLY Rusev has done that has been so diabolical in regards to his acts against the United States. It feels like we're supposed to hate him because he's dominant and he's Russian. Is that reason enough to get all sort of rallied up behind America? Although I do like Henry's USA singlet.
9:15 - A fun segment that made up for what the fans missed out on (a Rollins/Reigns match). Plus, it's great to have Ambrose back (the cab bit was cool, too).
9:04 - Looks like slightly new gear for Rollins (with gray accents). I suspect we'll see Ambrose tonight.
9:00 - I WAS going to complain about how both of our title changes happened with a roll up, but I legitimately laughed out loud when a completely fresh Sandow fell down and pretended his head was hurt because Miz was doing the same.
8:51 - I see Ziggler retaining here. By the way, I am not a huge fan of Miz's black trunks with black designs on them. I like his colorful versions more -- which actually fit in better with his gaudy dress clothes.
8:48 - LOVE Miz's Hollywood style entrance video. And I still get such a kick out of the Sandow mimicking act. Which is significantly less funny when Truth and Ziggler do it. However, I do get a kick of the announcers' need to clarify which one is Dolph and which one is Truth.
8:40 - Fun match and great aggression from both, but it's rather shocking that probably the most boring champion on the entire roster is the one that retains. Disappointing result, but fun match.
8:24 - So the Roku in my bedroom seems to be doing much better, but the SmartTV in my living room seems to have less of a delay. So I'm going to lean with the SmartTV if it survives. Right now we have Cesaro (in a snazzy red robe) vs. Sheamus. I predict a new champ, again.
By the way, I noticed during last match that they don't have the championship belt aprons hanging near the entrance any more.
8:09 - Roku is doing MUCH better than the SmartTV (where I use the web browser). SmartTV is having both streaming issues and audio issues. By the way, I'm guessing we see a new champion tonight.
On the gear situation -- I like the Usos' black/gold/purple look. Like Startdust's new blue lining. Don't mind Goldust's new gear, but hate the facepaint.
Also, did Stardust change his gloves from the backstage segment?
8:02 - Buffering issues have improved but still not perfect. My Roku seems to be doing better than my SmartTV, so I might be switching between rooms.
8:01 - Already love this opening video, detailing the making of the physical WWE Championship. Very cool.
7:51 - Wow, the streaming issues are REAL bad right now. I've reloaded about 5 times and am not to go a full minute without disruption. I'm guessing this is the result of a huge surge of people logging on at once, but I'm hoping it improves. Especially since I actually want to see segment.
7:46 - It's almost show time.....so I'm starting to have some buffering issues. The pre-show had otherwise streamed perfectly.
I will take this opportunity note that I have come to dislike these "challenge John Cena's character" storylines because they never seem to result in any long-term character growth. Just makes the past month seem like a waste.
7:43 - I really like these match segments, where they show photos of the prior champions with the title belts.
7:35 - They've done a good job building up AJ Lee and Paige that it would be sooooooooooo disappointing if they gave the title to Nikki so that they could involve the title in the Bellas feud (which is not necessary). Just have Brie cost Nikki the match as payback.
7:30 - I do have to wonder what the logic was behind removing Booker T from the discussion about tag teams that are brothers, but okay. And I'm not a fan of Goldust's new facepaint design.
7:25 - The ONE upside of this immensely annoying "$9.99" oversell is that they're creating such a strong connection between the Network and that price is that we likely won't see a price increase for quite some time.
7:14 - I find it interesting how guys like Chris Jericho and Hulk Hogan went, like, 40 or 50 years of their life without tattoos (or obvious ones) and then goes out and gets a bunch of really large ones.
7:07 - That bell to bell by the numbers segment regarding the Cena/Lesnar SummerSlam match was awesome. MORE OF THIS SORT OF STUFF! Awesome.
6:36 - I know I've been pretty quiet as of late, but things have been very busy on my end so I haven't had much time to post. However, with TV starting up soon, I'm sure I'll have things to write about. Plus I want to write about the finales of True Blood, The Vampire Diaries, and Once Upon a Time, not to mention the first season of The Leftovers.
Anyway, I renewed my WWE Network subscription over the weekend (and I have to admit, it was incredibly easy) so, for the very first time ever, I'm going to watch Night of Champions -- a concept that I've always loved. So, what happens tonight with Roman Reigns out? Does that mean Dean Ambrose returns? Does Cena get dominated by Lesnar again? Does Cesaro actually get to win a title? Does anybody from WWE remember that Christian was a heel last time he was on TV for his Peep Show segment?
Check back in about 20 minutes for my thoughts during the pre-show.
Thursday, September 11, 2014
The following was originally posted on September 11, 2009, and then posted again on the 10 year anniversary of the attack. It's important to remember what happened that day, so I decided to repost it once again:
It's often said that the attacks on September 11, 2001 is our generation's JFK assassination. As in, you'll never forget where you were that day when you received the news. And in my case, that's true.
I was a sophomore at Rutgers and I went to class that morning just like any other day. As I was walking through the halls, I faintly overheard two teachers discussing the World Trade Center, and an attack. I didn't think much of it. I obliviously assumed that it was the anniversary of the 1993 bombing.
Class progressed as usual, until one student came in late -- probably more than halfway into the period. He reported the news that the South Tower had collapsed. Everybody was naturally shocked. After all, the Twin Towers is an American landmark -- just about as recognizable to New York City as the Empire State Building.
At the time I didn't have a computer in my dorm room, so I immediately rushed to the computer lab to find out what in the world was going on. It was still early in the morning -- before the North Tower collapsed -- so phones and Internet access hadn't yet flooded. As I sat there constantly refreshing the news page, I would quickly discover that the second tower had fallen. I was inundated with IM's (remember those?) as I read people's worried and depressing away messages.
Shortly thereafter classes were canceled and I returned to my room, where everybody continued to be in a state of shock. We would spend the next couple of days glued to the TV watching the news. Believe it or not, my freshman year roommate -- who lived on the fourth floor of our dorm building -- could see the billows of smoke coming from the city.
It's been eight years, and while I remember that day so vividly, it also feels like a lifetime ago.
Monday, September 1, 2014
10:35 - Alright, I'm heading to bed for the rest of the show (that is to say, I'm going to watch the rest of this show from my bed). I'll tweet my thoughts for the rest of the night.
10:25 - So Corporate Kane IS fighting tonight? That would probably explain why nobody sold the announcement that Demon Kane would be in the main event....but way to mess up a big match, Trips.
10:22 - By the way, I'm confused as to why Corporate Kane is being used in the graphic for tonight's main event. Didn't Triple H quite clearly say that the "Demon Kane" would be competing tonight?
10:14 - I also hate this "Star & Goldust" thing. It's not like their names are Star Dust and Gold Dust. They're one word!
10:12 - So, what? They had Jericho put over Wyatt in order to establish him as a main eventer....only to have Cena plow through him a little over a week later, so now Jericho has to put him over again?
10:05 - THANK GOD for AJ and Paige in that segment. Although I sorta wish they would just keep the Bellas nonsense away from the Divas Championship angle, which has actually been entertaining.
10:03 - Is it me, or does Nikki hit the wrong word when she yells stuff?
9:54 - Really? You're going to end the hour on Stephanie? Talking about the Bellas, no less? This is not making it easy to stick around for the last hour.
9:45 - I'm guessing this episode of Raw won't be making any "10 Hottest" lists.
9:37 - Is Adam Rose still undefeated?
9:31 - To be perfectly honest, this is a pretty rough Raw to get through. I can't promise I'll make it to 11:15. Especially if these Bella segments continue.
9:06 - Okay, so now can we agree to not show that match again for at least another month or so?
8:38 - So I'm guessing that report of Nikki getting heat backstage about that womb comment was BS? Otherwise, why would they reshow it?
8:36 - While that ending DID make Ziggler look like an idiot (which they often do), I kinda got a kick out of it.
8:24 - I'll say it....this is the PERFECT way to use the Miz. Love this version of his character. And for what it's worth, I was one of the people who said he should NEVER turn face, even when he was gaining momentum as a heel.
8:17 - It's a VERY thin line, but I was okay with Triple H saying "the Demon Kane" because the "Corporate" and "Demon" prefix is an acknowledged method to differentiate between the two characters. It just annoys me when they say it EVERY time. Like, Kane is in a mask, we understand that it's the Demon Kane. He's in a suit, we understand that he's Corporate Kane. The way Triple H used it was the proper way to do it.
And for the love of God....how many times do we need to see Big Show/Mark Henry vs. Rowan/Harper?
8:04 - In fairness, Seth Rollins is more the sell out and Kane is more the suck up.
8:02 - Thank God the Authority came out. Could you imagine anything more dull than Randy Orton, alone, on the Highlight Reel? Yikes.
Also, I detest how the announcers refer to Kane as "Corporate Kane." Those sort of meta references don't work.
7:37 - And my birthday month begins! Is summer REALLY over? Anyway, let's give these LIVE Raw thoughts a shot, shall we? Check back in about 20 minutes for the beginning of the show.