LIVE Raw thoughts

11:11 - Odd Raw. Atypical of the typical exciting Road to WrestleMania shows.

11:02 - Anyone else finding the lack of John Morrison curious?

11:00 - And, for what it's worth, the Miz messed up on sending that TwitPic.

10:57 - For those of you wondering, the Miz did, indeed, tweet during commentary.

10:52 - Legitimate options of who that heat segment could have been used with, that aren't your United States Champion: Santino Marella, R-Truth, Zack Ryder, Mark Henry.

10:46 - Again, curious scripting tonight. Why do the Rock and Shawn Michaels' segments back to back?

10:40 - While nobody can ever deny the Rock's passion when he's giving a promo, to me he fell short of Cena's response last week. In my opinion, he came off as too angry and defensive, and since he was the one who originally called out Cena, it came across as "I can badmouth you but you can't badmouth me." And all he really did was make fun of the fact that Cena rapped, and he AGAIN brought up the fact that he's wearing a purple shirt (why is this a big deal?) It came across as Rock making fun of Cena, Cena calling Rock out on his hypocrisy, and then Rock getting all upset. And the fact that he wasn't even in the arena -- diminishing this great gesture about how he's "back" -- hurt things as well. Certainly not a strike out (how could Rock ever strike out?) but it was a swing and a miss, in my view.

10:31 - Does Rock have any other rooms in his house other than the one with the title belt display?

10:24 - On that topic, I'm surprised they didn't put the Divas championship on Beth Phoenix at Royal Rumble, giving her an absolutely dominant reign until Elimination Chamber. Then around this time have Kong debut and decimate her. Now Phoenix is defending her title at Mania as the underdog. A WAY different dynamic.

10:22 - Could we finally see Awesome Kong debut? I would think a big WrestleMania match would be the time, but it doesn't seem like it.

10:18 - Is it me or has virtually every segment had a pretty lackluster ending? While it hasn't been an overall strong Raw (compared to past weeks), even the strong segments have sorta deflated in the final seconds for one reason or another. It kinda feels like everyone isn't "on" tonight.

10:14 - The Riley/Cena match is a bit too similar to what we just saw with Orton and Nexus.

9:58 - By the way, my prediction is that Mason Ryan is the only one that Orton fails to defeat, so that at least one person is in Punk's corner at Mania.

9:56 - Interestingly, CM Punk seems to care about the well being of the members of the Nexus (I dislike the name "The New Nexus") than Orton ever did about his Legacy brethren.

9:53 - It was just suggested on Twitter that the special guest ref for the Lawler/Cole match be the anonymous Raw GM. I actually think that's a fantastic idea, if they actually have an identity for the person. It would be a great way to reveal the person at the biggest show of them all.

9:46 - While I would have preferred to see Punk vs. Cena at WrestleMania, I must admit they've done a great job building Punk/Orton. And I really like this twist where Orton will face a different member each week to determined if they're banned or legally able to be in Punk's corner for the match.

9:40 - Well, Lawler vs. Cole is official at WrestleMania. Who would have guessed that a year or two ago? Although, I will admit, they've done a pretty good job of alternating Lawler and Cole on announce duty. What's going to happen at Mania, though?

9:29 - Did they build a new announce table?

9:22 - I don't think any two people hit their high aerial finishers with more grace than Evan Bourne and Justin Gabriel. And is it me, or has every single segment of the show so far segued into each other?

9:18 - I think Josh is great, but did he just say "for whatever reason" Sheamus came in to confront Triple H? Weak.

9:15 - Just minutes after I said that people would read into Sheamus treatment as evidence that he's in the doghouse:

9:14 - "What do we do with him?" King, of Sheamus' lifeless body across the collapsed announce table. Okay, that was pretty funny.

9:11 - Glad to see they bothered to blow off the Sheamus/Triple H matter. I'm sure many will say this just shows how far Sheamus has fallen -- and perhaps it has -- but honestly this was the best way to handle it. It resolves the matter, and Triple H has a far more important feud to build up. Why bother extending this?

9:07 - How is Triple H Undertaker's "only true challenge he has left"? He already beat him at WrestleMania.

9:05 - In fairness, was Triple H ever "loved"? I mean, at best he was insanely popular. He was well liked, but loved?

9:01 - I kinda love that Josh Matthews is now doing Raw. He and Cole were my favorite announce team of 2010, for their work together on NXT. Let's see how he does with Lawler, though.

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A Case of the.... Smallville - Episode 10-15

Well the glasses look sure didn’t last very long, now did it?

We’ve done Saw a few times, a Matrix/Avatar hybrid, and now I guess this was the Hangover episode of Smallville. And this was, to be honest, a very unusual episode of Smallville – perhaps the only episode this season that didn’t relate to any of the three major storylines (for that matter, it didn’t revolve around the overall arc of Clark becoming Superman, either). Okay, Clark drunkenly colliding into a wall and falling flat on his face while attempting to do his super speed was hilarious. So were the elaborate special effects for Clark’s super hearing, only to reveal that he was audibly beeping. And I award extra points to the Batman and Wonder Woman references (one a little more clever than the other). But despite the fun, laid back moments, I was close to giving this episode a thumbs down before they picked things up with the emotional interactions at the end. I mean, even the premise was flimsy – was Zatanna attempting to do Clark a favor by spiking his champagne? If so, how so? If she wanted him to have a special night, how would not remembering it accomplish that?

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But like I said, in true Smallville fashion, the emotion saved an otherwise ho-hum episode. I enjoyed the differing yet sentimentally similar perspective Clark and Lois had towards Lois’ engagement ring. To Lois, it wasn’t about the physical ring, but rather the person it came from, so it couldn’t be replaced. And to Clark, the ring wasn’t about who it came from – it was a symbol of their love. And likewise, I thought this episode acted as a proper send off to the Chloe character. Those that read my columns regularly know that I’m a fan of seeing untapped pairings, so it was nice taking a trip down memory lane by seeing Clark primarily with Chloe, and Lois primarily with Oliver. Sure, I could have done without Chloe acting like a gun-toting assassin at the casino, but she as otherwise pretty reminiscent of her glory days. Her heart to heart with Clark at the loft in the barn of Kent Farm (appropriate setting) hit all the right notes and had the right tone. They both understood what the other needed to do, and respected their decision.

And likewise, I was surprisingly pleased with her closing scene with Oliver as well. I’ve been pretty critical of their relationship, as I felt it was a little rushed and unbelievable that Chloe would so quickly disregard the fact that Jimmy – her, ya’ know, HUSBAND – was murdered. But this scene worked. Again, I liked the fact that Oliver recognized that she was leaving again without her needing to say it. But I also appreciated the fact that he was willing to leave as well in order to be with her. With the series coming to a close, it also provides a backstory for the Green Arrow appearing in the comic book appropriate Star City. Now let’s grow that goatee, archer.

The Emil/Tess hook up, on the other hand, reeked of Saved By the Bell, where everybody needed to “couple up.” It’s like, Zack and Kelly are together and Screech is crushing on Lisa, so we might as well throw the remaining two together.

And not to harp on the glasses thing, but I do have to wonder if this episode was filmed out of sequence. It just seems curious that they’d center an entire episode on Clark having to disguise himself, only to conclude it in a climatic fashion in which he finally dons the glasses, only for him to completely revert back to his original look the following episode. Unfortunately, based on the previews for next episode, it seems that Clark is appearing glasses free for the time being. Which is a bit disappointing.

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A Case of the.... The Vampire Diaries - Episode 2-16

So after over a season and a half, it seems the cat may be out of the bag for the entire cast. Of course, that depends on how this Isobel/Jenna thing plays out. But, yeah, prior to this Jenna and Matt were the only two central characters still in the dark. Although the episode had been leading up to Elena and/or Alaric spilling the beans to Jenna, it was Matt who came out of the episode with some new knowledge.

Of course, that was just the backdrop to what turned out to be a rather exciting episode. Katherine arrived onto the scene with some pretty disturbing and hurtful news: She was well aware of the fact that stabbing Elijah with the dagger would kill Damon, and when given the option to save one of the Salvatore brothers, she opted to spare Stefan. I have to say, even though I overall prefer Stefan (sometimes it’s refreshing to see the nice guy win), I couldn’t help but sympathize with Damon on that one. Man, can this guy EVER cut a break. Every girl he falls in love with prefers Stefan, and quite explicitly. I mean, why not give us Elena/Stefan as the cute couple, and Katherine/Damon as the twisted freaks?

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For that matter, the various scenes between Katherine and Damon were pretty fun and, well, twisted. That Katherine is a crazy bird. Much of the time I’m wondering if she’s deliberately trying to get under Damon’s skin because she DOES want him, but then I have to wonder why she would so consistently put him in a life threatening situations, while looking out for Stefan’s well being. But yeah, they’re totally going to do it before the end of the season.

This episode also brought attention to something I had wondered since last week’s episode: Do they have another dagger to kill Klaus? Or is the one they used on Elijah the only one? And if it is, how can they use that without resurrecting Elijah? Damon attempted torching Elijah, but even in death, his body remained indestructible. This segued into Luka and his father attempting to remove dagger so that Elijah could eliminate the Salvatores. However, this resulted in Damon unknowingly killing Luka. I was actually pretty surprised by this, as Luka was a more or less innocent and remorseful teenager, and his death was pretty brutal. His father’s demise later on was a little less shocking – as was the switcheroo with Katherine – but I did enjoy the tidbit at the end where he returned Bonnie’s powers to her so that she could help kill Klaus.

Speaking of Bonnie, I really enjoyed her brief discussion with Elena about whether it would bother her if she started dating Jeremy. Elena’s response, in which she stated that Jeremy has been through so much pain already (the death of their parents, as well as Vickie and Anna being killed), and that she’d be happy for him to end up with somebody as great as Bonnie, was genuinely sweet. Actually, a lot of the relationship stuff was pretty sweet. Caroline is a legitimately awesome singer, and it was nice to see things work out for her and Matt (even if it was pretty short-lived).

I suppose I commend the fact that they tried to make this matter between Jenna and Alaric deep and psychological, but I’m still not really buying it. The trust issue literally came out of nowhere with no build up whatsoever. It probably would have made more sense for them to do the breakup AFTER Isobel had arrived. At least then Jenna is catching Alaric in a pretty major lie and would have every right to feel hurt and betrayed. The way it played out, though, felt really forced.

And what, now I gotta wait until April for new episodes? CW, you slay me.

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The Rock & John Cena: The War of Words

The Rock calls out John Cena (Raw, 2/14/11):



John Cena responds to the Rock’s comments (Raw, 2/21/11):




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LIVE Raw thoughts

11:09 - Tell me if I missed any, but individuals Cena has held the tag team championship with while feuding with them: Shawn Michaels, Batista, David Otunga, the Miz. Actually, has EVERY one of Cena's tag title reigns been with somebody that he's feuding with?

10:51 - That ended very abruptly. I do have to wonder why they gave the Corre the titles if they're just dropping it tonight, though. As Santino and Kozlov were already a comedy duo, they don't suffer from getting squashed by two main eventers. The Corre (and the New Nexus, for that matter) are walking a very fine line where each major loss knocks them down a peg or two in the eyes of the fans.

10:43 - Overall, I'm not really a fan of this Cole/Lawler thing, because if nothing else, it shows how effectively you can build up a feud if you are willing to devote the proper amount of time and attention -- and they used this time on two of their announcers instead of one of the many floundering, talented Superstars. But, if nothing else, at least this will provide the resolution. But what do you do with the Raw announce team leading up to WrestleMania? Or at WrestleMania? Or following WrestleMania?

10:34 - Wow, the audience immediately lit up when Cole brought up Lawler's deceased mom. Uncomfortable.

10:27 - I think Hacksaw Jim Duggan is a fine and deserving addition to the WWE Hall of Fame.

10:23 - At the very least, it looks like this Sheamus loss could lead to a WrestleMania feud with Daniel Bryan, which I think could work.

10:21 - Okay, now I'm starting to believe there's something to this Sheamus burial thing. That was....unexpected.

10:13 - This was unfortunately awkward booking, though. Triple H just made his return after almost a year's absence, after being sent to the injured list by Sheamus. Sheamus is featured in the very next segment and doesn't even acknowledge Triple H's return?

10:08 - Okay, to be fair, I think Triple H's entrance was longer than Taker's.

That was quite an interesting segment, but I have to say that I enjoyed it. Say what you will about Triple H and the Undertaker, but these two are completely devoted to their craft. They NEVER break character, no matter the circumstances, and that's exactly why they can make a lot of moments work that many others would struggle with.

And while Undertaker vs. Triple H won't necessarily be as sound as Taker/HBK, it does have a decidedly epic feel to it. As both a character and a backstage influence, Triple H is one of the only people that many fans legitimately believe could defeat Taker at WrestleMania. And even though I'm not a huge fan of the guy, Triple H has been gone for nearly a year, and he's a lot more bearable now than he has been in a long time. If he's sticking around for the long term, though, he desperately needs to turn heel (after settling things with Sheamus, anyway).

10:00 - Ha, so I'm guessing that massive Undertaker symbol gave it away for the live audience.

9:52 - By the way, how about Cole and Matthews making the same exact joke about JR and Lawler during the Washington vs. Lincoln animation?

Also, it seems abundantly obvious that 2/21/11 refers to the Undertaker, which I am fine with, as that's what I assumed before all of these Sting rumors began. But here's what I'm wondering: How long do you think his entrance will be? Over/under 10 minutes, starting at the end of the 2/21/11 countdown?

9:50 - I like the unique look of the WWE All Stars game. Again, visually it offers something different. That's also why I like those new Rumblers figures!

9:34 - On top of winning the Royal Rumble, Alberto Del Rio is also simultaneously feuding with three people -- all either upper midcarders or main eventers -- in Edge, Christian, and Kofi Kingston. Not too shabby.

9:28 - There's something deliciously heelish about calling somebody by a version of somebody's name that isn't familiar to the audience (like "Randall" instead of "Randy"). I'll admit, I actually would have rather seen Cena/Punk at 'Mania (unless that meant we would see Orton vs. Miz AGAIN), but I'm willing to see where this Punk/Orton thing goes. I just find Orton unbearably uninteresting.

And has anyone else found it odd that we've only had one Hall of Fame inductee announcement? Don't we typically know practically the entire class by now?

9:24 - For what it's worth, I still miss Punk's crazy beard.

9:21 - What are the chances that the majority of Internet fans STILL think John Cena looked like a lame tool in that promo?

9:14 - So, what did everybody think? I have to admit, I was initially worried. I thought John Cena would laugh it off and say he's not going to comment on it. Naturally, that would just be part of the build, but it would have made Cena look like a genuine chump. What ended up happening was actually very similar to what I had suggested in a prior post. Cena showed some edge -- a surprising amount, actually -- and brought up many of the things I had hoped he would. Rock makes fun of Cena for being lame, while doing Disney children movies. He kisses up to the fans, yet he did leave them high and dry. And he is making a name for himself (to the current audience) off of the hostility towards John Cena, while he's merely the host of the show. I was actually really impressed, with decidedly un-PG comments like "blow me" and "polish my balls," and I think the audience ate it up. Was it as electrifying as Rock's promo? Of course not, but it never could have been due to the inherent circumstances.

Of course, I would have done a few things a little differently. I would have had Cena reveal his padlock and chain instead of his dogtags. And I would have suggested Cena turn the hat backwards or something. Aesthetically, he looked very much like the John Cena that many fans are turned off by. But overall, I'm impressed and pleased.

9:02 - Or do the opposite, and start off with Cena...

8:59 - As we prepare for tonight's show, here are some pre-show thoughts: I hope they're smart and save Cena's response for the end of the show. People -- even non-Cena fans -- are legitimately anticipating what he's going to say/do. Hold that off. Don't even feature him on the show til he appears. Kick off the show with Miz, have Rock interrupt, have the 2/21/11 resolution at the 10:00 hour, and end it with Cena.

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A Case of the.... The Vampire Diaries - Episode 2-15

Viewers of Buffy the Vampire Slayer can attest to the fact that there’s nothing potentially finer than a vampire origin story. But how does “The Dinner Party” compare to episodes like “Lie to Me” and “Fool For Love”? Honestly, probably not QUITE as strong, but it did follow a similar path. With Buffy, we learned that the heroic Angel was actually a troubled human who turned into a monstrous, ruthless killer. Meanwhile, the villainous Spike was originally a soft spoken, innocent romantic who was simply at the wrong place at the wrong time. Likewise, this episode further showed us that Stefan was the one with the unbridled killer instinct, while Damon was reluctant and cautious. But despite what the promotions for the episode indicated, that actually wasn’t the main focus of the hour. The highlight, to me, seemed to be Damon’s plot to kill Elijah, and Elena’s determination to take control of her own fate.

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And, truth be told, I found both stories far more entertaining than I thought I would. It’s not that I thought either story wouldn’t be good – I’ve found every episode this season so far rather enjoyable – I just didn’t expect such a thrilling and conclusive resolution. I figured we’d find out John lied and Elijah would get away relatively unscathed, he’d make a new deal with Elena, and we’d all be back to square one. Just a little tenser. Instead, we got a highly entertaining dinner scene that saw Elijah up against the unlikely trio of Damon, Alaric, and John (it’s funny that Damon has killed both of these guys. John is still plotting his revenge, while Alaric refers to him as a friend). I liked the way they all played off of each other, with their colorful histories. And in addition to being a legitimately shocking moment, Alaric killing Elijah was genuinely bad ass.

Elena’s negotiations with Elijah ended just as unexpectedly. I figured we’d see Elena stab herself, Elijah agree to her demands, and then Stefan would save her. Instead, we saw Elena stab herself, not as a way to get Elijah to agree to her demands, but instead as a ploy to kill Elijah herself. And that was truly unexpected. In fact, is it the first time we’ve ever seen Elena kill somebody?

Not sure what to make of Bonnie’s power removal, so I won’t really comment on that quite yet. But I am glad they didn’t do an about face regarding her and Jeremy. No problem allowing at least a couple of the characters to be happy.

If I had one complaint about the episode, it was the same one from last week, and that’s the tension between Jenna and Alaric. Again, it’s just coming out of nowhere. I don’t think this issue of distrust was built up properly enough to find Jenna’s reaction believable. They were perfectly happy one second, John makes some vague comment about Alaric’s wife, and suddenly Jenna won’t trust him? It just feels very thrown together, forced, and contrived.

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A Case of the.... Smallville - Episode 10-14

“I won’t even bother with the Chinese, because then I’d just sound racist.”

Other than a sassy but very likable Lois Lane, who else could get away with such a line?

So this episode of Smallville finally tackled that classic Superman/Clark Kent issue of how somebody could quite openly go out saving the world, without any facial disguise whatsoever, while plastering his actual picture on the front page of the Daily Planet – and nobody seems to notice the similarities. This was a delicate matter to bring attention to. Smallville tends to take a light hearted approach to these sorts of issues, but it’s also a crucial facet of the Superman story. The audience needs to believe the resolution – and they need to buy into it enough that they’ll accept it for the remainder of the series.

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Overall, I was happy with how it was handled. They hit it head on, with Lois bringing up the obvious point that the Blur is becoming a global phenomenon and there’s only so much all of them can do to protect his identity – especially when his staff photo is featured on each of his bylines, many of which are about the Blur. They also had one of the crime scene investigators touch upon the fact that Clark not only bears more than a striking resemblance to the Blur, but he also gets to many of the crime scenes before they do. They did a perfect job of establishing that Clark must do SOMETHING in order to protect his identity – and it must be done soon.

The next part was figuring out how he would go about doing this. One thing that disappoints me is that Clark didn’t bring up the fact that Lois’ propose disguise – adding a hood and sunglasses to his costume – was an exact match for Oliver’s Green Arrow outfit. And while I’m glad Clark acknowledged the fact that he won’t be able to see at night with sunglasses on, they haven’t quite explained how Oliver can.

And last week I commended Clark’s speech to Martha, really giving a distinct identity to “Clark Kent,” making the act of “hiding” himself somewhat cheap after growing to care for the character over the past decade. But mark Clark up for two rousing speeches in a row, as he did a wonderful job of explaining why “Clark Kent” needs to be the disguise. In order for the Blur to be a beacon of hope, he can’t be hidden behind a mask. It’s counterproductive to the positive message. And as he said, “Clark Kent” is just a name, there’s no reason why he can’t be himself as the Blur.

And while they didn’t quite go as far as to say that they’re still JUST glasses and that people should still be able to recognize him, they did go to the trouble of acknowledging that the disguise would only work if people would find it impossible to believe that Clark could possibly be a superhero.

Also, did the “Mr. and Mrs. Jones” dinner scene make anybody else think that we were watching Date Night? And I understand that Chloe has special kick ass abilities in the Matrix, but in real life she’s still just a little girl who has shown no fighting abilities whatsoever. Exactly how was she able to take on and overcome numerous federal agents at the same time? Lois could get away with that. MAYBE even Lana. But nothing has been established with Chloe.

Overall, though, it was nice to get back into the Darkseid portion of this season’s arc. The Vigilante Registration Act story has seemingly been resolved, and with rumors that Michael Rosenbaum won’t be returning at all this season (I hope this is a red herring), the Luthor story is at risk of ending in a disappointing manner. That places a fair amount on the Darkseid story to deliver, and while it’s been very entertaining thus far, it’s also been pretty slow. I enjoyed what we saw with Desaad, and I hope we move forward with this plot. I also hope we don’t have to wait until the final episodes to actually see and hear Darkseid. Again, you can’t hold off until the last episodes for all of these big moments. You risk spreading yourselves too thin.

While I wasn’t particularly surprised by the ending – that Oliver had been marked by the darkness – I thought it was a really cool scene. Since the end of the 8th season, I believe, Oliver has been a significantly dark and twisted character (I’m not entirely familiar with the actual comic book Green Arrow character, but he actually reminds me a lot of the morally ambiguous Batman). With Darkseid’s arrival being prefaced with this darkness story, Oliver is the ideal character to fall prey to these urges.

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Countdown to Lockdown Review

As I scour the state for Chris Jericho's Undisputed, I thought I'd post the Countdown to Lockdown review that I wrote months ago, but for some reason never posted. Enjoy:

Before I get to my review of Countdown to Lockdown, let me provide a bit of an introduction. Like most fans, I consider Foley’s two books on the list of my Top 5 favorite wrestling biographies. In fact, I enjoyed them so much that I’m one of the few fans who actually read Tietam Brown. I thought his third bio, Hardcore Diaries, was a lazy attempt to make a buck, and it actually made me change my perception of Foley in general. Much of the content was copied directly from his online column at WWE.com, and he completely glossed over what most fans expected to be the most entertaining portion of the memoir – his plane ride with Ric Flair (Foley is guilty of that again in his fourth installment, but more on that in a moment). Along with that, for the first time ever, Mick Foley came across as a somewhat egotistical, bitter, and difficult person to work with. When compared to many of the scheming personalities that have worked in the wrestling industry he’s probably not even a blip on the radar, but nonetheless this is the first time I thought he came across in a negative light.

Anyway, I anxiously awaited this book because I very much wanted to view Foley in a positive light once again. And while this book wasn’t perfect – and it didn’t measure up to his first two volumes – it was a SIGNIFICANT improvement from Hardcore Diaries. And, similar to Have a Nice Day and Foley is Good, you really could tell that Mick Foley is one of the “good guys” out there. Not only does he put his body on the line when he probably shouldn’t (which isn’t necessarily admirable in this day and age), but he really does seem interested in helping the people he’s working with. And it’s an absolute delight to see somebody manage to steer clear of drugs and maintain a healthy, successful relationship with his wife. And instead of complaining about the lack of financial benefits wrestlers receive, Foley is one of the smart ones out there who has actively encouraged people to begin investing in their future. Many people can point out what they perceive is wrong. Mick Foley is one of the few people that tries to improve the situation. And I admire that.

Countdown to Lockdown actually felt a bit like an episode of Lost. The book counts down the days until his main event match with Sting at TNA Lockdown. Throughout the story, however, we “flash back” to various events and circumstances, many of which actively led to that countdown. It was a clever way to tell the story, and I think this method already placed it ahead of Hardcore Diaries.

And while Foley’s favorite chapter is the one about Tori Amos (likely because it brings attention to some very worthwhile charitable organizations), my two favorite were his open letter to those competing in the industry today, and the one about the substance abuse problem in professional wrestling. I really enjoyed both because of the fact that the former urges wrestlers to take responsibility for themselves, and the latter points out that although he doesn’t have all the answers, he’s not even sure we’re asking the right questions.

Now, the criticisms. I think the biggest problem is that after spending so much of the book badmouthing McMahon, he suddenly gets a conscience and “leaves it to the imagination of the reader” when it comes time to discuss the circumstances surrounding his decision to leave WWE. I thought this was a big mistake. First off, he’s not doing Vince any favors here. He basically lays it out for the readers to assume that he said the most vile, nasty things you could possibly imagine. So this couldn’t have been about salvaging a past work relationship. Secondly, I found it difficult to allow myself to invent some sort of dialogue, because I didn’t feel like Foley provided the necessary details. Was it merely the use of the “F” bomb being repeatedly dropped? Or did McMahon say something personally offensive? Considering the goodwill Foley expected from his readers – asking them to read rather long chapters that relate in no way to the story he is telling – this was no time to ask them to leave something to their imagination. Honestly, laying out the dialogue just as it happened would have gone a really long way in understanding why he decided to leave the place he called home for so many years.

And while I didn’t mind the non-Lockdown chapters, some of them were just strange, and it really hurt the book as a whole. For example, he tells a story about running into Mark Coleman at the airport, and how Kurt Angle was nearly brought to tears because Coleman misremembered who won one of their amateur wrestling matches. For the life of me, I don’t know why this story was included in the book. At least with Tori Amos and “Wolfie,” Foley’s interactions with well known individuals served a purpose. But this story did absolutely nothing. And then there was an entire chapter devoted to Foley trying to determine if the woman he is watching on TV has real breasts. Literally, it’s about him rewinding and rewatching several scenes to determine whether or not they’re real. It was actually really, really creepy.

And finally, I found it somewhat damaging that the non-Lockdown chapters were so out of order. One second he’s talking about going to a charity function after he had left WWE. Then he’s talking about participating in a title match at Vengeance. Then he’s talking about the period that he was announcing. Then he’s again talking about the Vengeance match. Then he talks about his final appearance in WWE. I have to admit that it got rather confusing.

Sure, there were moments when I thought Foley might be a tad difficult (like taking such offense to the fact that he must now adhere to WWE’s dress code policy, where everybody except a select few active wrestlers must comply), but overall this book did a great job of reestablishing Foley’s likability to anybody who was left with a bad taste in their mouth following Hardcore Diaries.


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Showing you have a spine?

This message popped up on my Facebook newsfeed today (courtesy of a high school acquaitance I've probabaly shared five words with):

Homeless go without eating. Elderly go without needed medicines. Mentally ill go without treatment. Troops go without proper equipment. Veterans go without benefits that were promised!! Yet we donate billions to other countries before helping our own first!!!! 1% will re-post and 99% of the people on Facebook won't have the spine or guts to re-post this to their wall. I KNOW I'm the 1%, what about you?

This sort of "awareness" thing drives me a bit nuts. I hate when people do something as inconsequential as reposting a message (which is inaccurate as well, less than 0.1% of our gross national income on foreign aid) and suddenly they feel self righteous. You really want to make a difference, how about donating your time or money? Trust me, posting something on your Facebook wall won't make a difference.

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Underestimating Cena

Following last Monday’s Raw, fans are more than understandably talking about The Rock’s phenomenal promo that closed out the show. However, in all of the justified excitement, I feel like a lot of people are getting ahead of themselves. I mean, there are some people out there who believe that WWE had no idea Rock would make any comments whatsoever about John Cena. Others think that his interruption of the Raw General Manager was completely adlibbed as well. Let’s look at this rationally.

First off, the idea that the Rock would go on a 15 minute verbal assault on WWE’s biggest star and top babyface is not exactly a compliment for “the Great One,” as it would be an incredibly unprofessional and petty thing to do. Secondly, Rock cutting off Michael Cole and being the only person who commands that he sits back down instead of checking the laptop was an awesome and hilarious moment. And it was planned. Do you really think Cole would react so smoothly (remember, he had his headset off, so he wouldn’t have McMahon or anybody else telling him that he should do what Rock says)? And secondly, if the GM legitimately sent a message that was supposed to be read to the live and viewing audience, why didn’t we hear anything else about it throughout the rest of the broadcast? Why not have Cole mention that he got a text or message on his Blackberry, alerting the viewers what was supposed to be said? It was a great moment, no doubt, but let’s not make it something mythical.

Anyway, with that long intro out of the way, let me get to the topic at hand: Where do we go from here, and are Internet fans underestimating John Cena?

We basically have three options: The planned John Cena vs. Miz, unchanged, the aforementioned title match, but with Rock as a special ref/enforcer, and what many people are hoping for – John Cena vs. the Rock. Chances are we’ll see the second option, but if that’s the plan, they’re treading dangerous waters. Remember WrestleMania XX when Brock Lesnar fought Goldberg, with Austin as guest referee? Well, fans were against both competitors because they’d be leaving after Mania, leaving the referee as the only person the fans actually wanted to root for. As a result, what should have been a huge, epic match was a total disaster. If a returning Rock – who the fans haven’t seen on a consistent basis in seven years – continues ripping apart Cena and Miz, they could end up in that same boat. Except it could be even more disastrous, as Cena and Miz will still need to carry the company once Rock decides he wants to leave again. At least if it’s Cena vs. Rock, although less likely, the fans would be rooting for one of the guys in the match.

Nonetheless, I do have to wonder if the IWC is underestimating John Cena. Check out virtually any blog or message board and you’ll read mounds of people saying that Rock buried Cena and that he would devour him in a war of words. I think people have been watching John Cena as the fun loving hero for children for so long that they forget what he was like back when he rose to the top. The guy is exceptionally quick witted when it comes to his mic skills. Here’s a guy who was able to announce an entire match in freestyle rap. That’s no small feat. He was also once pretty damn edgy, making fun of John Ritter dying just days after his death, and while still a relative greenhorn, making fun of the Undertaker (a rather big no-no) for wearing leather pants.

Sure, the guy wears bright purple, but so what? Internet darling Kurt Angle wore bright red and blue. Hulk Hogan wore bright yellow. Shawn Michaels, another icon, wore red leather. And they don’t come more colorful than Rey Mysterio. Okay, maybe he’s not all clad in black like Rock and Austin, but in a lot of ways I appreciate that. Guys like Randy Orton, Christian, Batista, and Triple H used to vary their looks with different colors, but decided to just settle with black. Now, the tough guy wearing black is a generic look. It’s refreshing seeing somebody who changes it up with different colors.

So what can be done? I’d let Cena let loose a bit. You CAN change his look a bit so that he’s not so bubblegum in the eyes of your older fans. How about wearing this hooded sweatshirt:

http://www.wweshop.com/item/john-cena-cenation-hooded-sweatshirt/JohnCena/04-00861

And this skull cap:

http://www.wweshop.com/item/john-cena-cenation-skull-cap/JohnCena/02-00686

I’d have Cena admit that he shouldn’t have made comments about the Rock and apologize for doing so. Then have him bring up the fact that he made two or three passing comments years ago, only for the Rock to go on a scathing 20 minute rant about him. And much like how Rock called Cena out on his lameness, have Cena call Rock out on his hypocrisy. The Rock mentioned that he’s never leaving again. Well, have Cena challenge him on this. Will Rock still be here in a year? How about six months? About two months after WrestleMania? The Rock said he’s not here to promote anything. Have Cena point out that not 10 minutes later, Rock’s Facebook page is scrolling along the bottom of the screen. Have Cena bring up the fact that WWE has repeatedly asked Rock to return, but that Rock couldn’t make time. Even when they were in LA or Florida. It seems like the Rock only wants to “come home” when it’s convenient for him. If WWE wants to take it really far – and Rock is really willing to show ass – how about having Cena bring up the fact that Rock isn’t interested in associating himself with wrestling when there’s any sort of scandal. No, Rock only wants to do business when his movies aren’t fairing too well at the box office. Meanwhile, Cena’s out there putting his body on the line and appearing on television shows defending the company. In fact, this squeaky clean image that Rock is tearing apart is what’s keeping this company afloat. While the Rock and the Attitude era were turning away advertisers, John Cena is giving children somebody to look up to. Hell, even bring up the fact that Rock is pretending to be this massive bad ass, while filming Disney movies like The Tooth Fairy.

And that will be the secret – give John Cena the edge he needs to go head to head with Rock behind the mic, but don’t completely abandon the role model they’ve built up over the past several years. Watch some of Cena’s mic work when he was on Smackdown, and I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised to see that he’s up for the challenge of sparring with the Rock (and don’t get me wrong, the Rock is a very special person behind the mic).

Will any of this happen? Almost certainly not. We’ll probably see Cena give one of his rousing, spirited speeches about how he won’t give up. But that’s not Cena’s fault. That’s just how they’re pushing him. If given the opportunity, I strongly believe he wouldn’t be left for dead in a war of words with the Great One.

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LIVE Raw thoughts

11:20 - So that was pretty electrifying -- haha -- stuff. The Rock wasn't unpredictable, but it was the best possible alternative. Shawn Michaels hasn't been gone long enough, Austin appears too often, and Triple H doesn't have the virtual universal appeal and good will with the audience. And while the role of the "WrestleMania host" is vague, he had some fun with it. And they could have played things happy and safe, like they did with HBK and Bret (which I think was the right choice), but they went full throttle with the Rock/Cena stuff. And man, they went all out. I have to wonder if they're going to let Cena show some edge and fire back at Rock, or if he's going to play it squeaky clean. I can't help but feel like the fans will devour Cena if he's up against a cool, hip, funny, returning Rock. Remember, Cena's the guy who's still going to be around in 3 months. And he's the guy you're building your company on. Don't eat him alive.

I do have to wonder, though, whether the fans will turn on Rock when he DOES leave again (after promising he won't).

11:13 - So the Rock goes from saying he has nothing to promote, to having the address to his Facebook page shown on the bottom of the screen?

11:12 - Wait, when did Cole grow back his sole patch?

10:49 - Imagine if I told you a couple of years ago the following sentence would actually be uttered: "The winner of the Elimination Chamber match will face either the Miz or Jerry 'the King' Lawler for the WWE Championship." Said by the biggest heel in the company, Michael Cole.

10:44 - I miss the dark leather crown Sheamus wore after he first won the King of the Ring. It was cool looking, and unique. This gold one looks cheap and typical.

10:33 - Appreciate the excitement from Ariel Winter. Cole, be nice, though.

10:27 - That was some pretty crappy officiating.

10:21 - You know, it occurs to me that the false hype of the WrestleMania guest host is rather curious. They're throwing out huge names like Brad Pitt and Will Smith, and "pop culture" personalities like Ryan Seacrest and Russell Brand. By comparison, wouldn't pretty much anybody they announce be a disappointment?

10:14 - Miz has the mic. Rock interruption?

10:13 - It was a great match, but I am disappointed that Miz won (cleanly, no less). To give the devil his due, Miz has tremendous chemistry with Bryan and he's not being carried all that much. I also didn't care for Cole referring to Bryan as warm up for Lawler. Sigh.

10:11 - I love how there's clearly a laptop set up on the announce table, yet Cole still needs to go to a podium to check e-mails from the GM.

10:01 - I'd actually hate to see Miz win this match, only because I enjoy it when one competitor always has the other person's number, no matter how much the "loser" climbs up the ladder. For example, Chris Benoit pretty much always had Triple H's number. Virtually every time they fought, Benoit won. Ditto for Batista, who also always had Triple H's number. Did Triple H EVER get those wins back? I'd hate to see Miz get a win back so relatively early in their rivalry.

9:57 - I wouldn't say Raw is going slowly (it's been pretty packed), but it's hard to believe the first hour isn't even done yet.

9:55 - Unless I'm mistaken, and they have, but is there a reason why neither the Nexus or the Corre has approached Michael Tarver?

9:52 - If they put Ariel Winter out there with the live audience, I truly do hope that they're kind to her. She's on my favorite show (Modern Family) and she seems like a genuine sweetheart. Plus she actually responds to my comments on Twitter, so she's already one of my favorite celebrities because of that! She's a little girl, so I hope the crowd doesn't verbally tear her apart.

9:44 - This is why I think Matthews and Cole work together FAR better than Cole and Lawler. Matthews is willing to give Cole his due. If he makes a good point, he acknowledges it. If he says something funny, he laughs. They don't fight for the sake of fighting. And is Maryse dead?

9:36 - I have to wonder why Vickie is so determined to get the title on Dolph BEFORE the Elimination Chamber -- a match in which there is absolutely no championship advantage whatsoever. I mean, if he's given the Championship Friday, he still has to defend it on Sunday, in which he'd have to exert just as much effort to defend the title as he would challenging for it. For what it's worth, I suspect Long returns Friday, keeps Edge as champ, and reveals that he sent Clay Matthews down to ref the rest of the match.

9:30 - If the Rock is the guest host of WrestleMania, the time to interrupt would be during Del Rio's promo. If not his, then the Miz's.

9:28 - Is there any chance whatsoever that Del Rio isn't getting drafted to Raw this year? Ditto for Dolph Ziggler, I'd say.

9:22 - Trust me, I completely understand that the vast majority of wrestling fans are smart enough to know that Michael Cole and Jerry Lawler are playing characters, but I still found it odd that they decided to have Cole, and not Matthews, explain to the audience why Lawler wasn't there. I'm glad they took the sincere route, but why not have Matthews make the announcement? It just seemed odd having Cole say, "I had the chance to talk to King today, and he assured me that he would be at Elimination Chamber."

9:20 - CM Punk channeling his inner Eddie Guerrero tonight. And that's a good thing!

9:17 - By the way, I bought one of those CM Punk Rumbler action figures to put on my desk. They're small and look animated. They're pretty cool looking, actually. They need to make one of Edge. With sunglasses, of course.

9:08 - It still bothers me that the CM Punk/John Cena feud won't be properly concluded due to the WrestleMania build of Orton/Punk and Miz/Cena, presumably.

9:05 - Cena saying that his prediction is "rock solid." A hint, perhaps?

9:03 - With all due respect to Jerry Lawler, who unfortunately just lost his mother, the best thing about tonight's show is that Cole and Matthews will be calling it.

8:51 - Check back in about ten minutes for my LIVE Raw thoughts. Tonight they're announcing the host of WrestleMania and I can't help but ask -- is there ANYBODY truly invested in this announcement? The odds on favorite is Rock, who hasn't truly appeared in WWE for, what, about 8 years? And even with that sort of speculation, all of the excitement is coming from WWE, not the viewing audience. We'll have to see how it plays out tonight.

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Top Ten Cases: Favorite TV Kisses

Happy Valentines Day, everyone!

At the moment I can't embed this video, but feel free to follow this link to check it out:

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A Case of the.... Smallville - Episode 10-13

“Well in this world you killed my parents.”
“In mine too!”

Great line, and delivered with such perfection.

So I was looking extremely forward to this episode of Smallville, and I couldn’t quite figure out why. It’s not like it was being promoted as a particularly significant episode. And, for that matter, I didn’t even know the details of what would happen. Then I realized, I’m enjoying Smallville so much now for the same reason I enjoyed season four of Lost. With both shows, we knew a semblance of the end game (Clark becomes Superman, the Oceanic Six somehow get off of the island) and the fun is finding out how they get there. Slowly but surely, Smallville is feeding us bits and pieces in the journey from “Smallville” to “Superman,” so without even knowing what’s going to happen in a given episode, I still find myself looking forward to it.

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That’s not to say that this episode couldn’t stand on its own two feet, because it could. Hey, any episode that features classic characters like Lionel, Martha, and sorta Lex is fine by me. When Martha Kent returned last season and was revealed as the Red Queen, I was slightly disappointed as I felt like it stripped Clark of the one person who was still truly “human.” At that point, Chloe had completely degraded into something you could barely understand or relate to, and Lois wasn’t in the know yet, so while she was a departure from Clark’s alter ego, she wasn’t somebody he could fully turn to for support either. The Kents, meanwhile, were always Clark’s connection to reality and humanity. Through thick and thin, Clark, and the audience, could always depend on Jonathan and Martha to keep things grounded. When we learned that Martha was actually orchestrating some intergalactic war by competing with top secret organizations, it seemed to really cheapen that relationship. Admittedly, they saved face a bit by telling us that Martha had inherited Lionel’s Kryptonian knowledge when he was killed, and she WAS baking and all, but it still didn’t feel right. Thankfully, she was back to her warm, motherly self this go around.

Another thing I really loved was Clark’s heart to heart with Martha at the conclusion of the episode, where Clark talked about the backwards nature of making “Clark Kent” his disguise, and the Blur his actual face. When you stop to think about it, you come to realize how much Smallville has done in making Clark Kent an actual personality. If you used to watch The O.C., you may remember a speech Zach (who would later go on to play Lex’s cloned brother) gives in which he marvels at Superman’s complex lifestyle, in which his every day persona is actually a disguise, while the costumed superhero is his actual self. And for the history of the Superman character, that was probably true. Yet after watching Smallville for the past decade, I can’t help but feel like Clark Kent is a relatable, “real” person. Almost to the point that the idea of Clark Kent becoming a ruse almost feels disrespectful to the character. Instead of brushing this under the rug, the writers rightly acknowledged the point and resolved it, so that this crucial aspect of the Superman/Clark Kent mythos can begin to take shape.

I was also generally pleased with Lionel’s anticipated appearance in this universe. If you recall, I had been critical of the fact that this season, Clark has been pretty harsh in his view of Lionel, since Clark had viewed Lionel pretty favorably by the time that he died. Was Lionel a perfectly altruistic character? No. I still think he got off on the fact that he was working alongside the most powerful person on the planet. But he had developed into a relatively selfless person in his own right. I mean, he sacrificed his life in order to keep Clark’s secret safe from Lex. That’s pretty noble. And like I’ve said in the past, Lionel’s funeral was meant to mirror Jonathan’s. That certainly shows that, to an extent, he stepped into a father figure role for Clark in the absence of both of his parents. As such, I was curious to see how Clark and Martha, in particular, would respond to Lionel’s appearance in their world. To my delight, there was some sense of reluctance to simply write him off as some evil entity. Sure, they recognized that this wasn’t the same man they knew, but at the same time they were thrown off by the fact that this man they once knew is back in their lives. I especially enjoyed Martha’s interaction with him, as she attempted to be steadfast in protecting her son, but also defended her friendship with Lionel as something special, but innocent. And for some reason, I also really loved the fact that Lionel was bothered by Lex’s attacks on her (first when he found out he shot her, and then again when he knocked her out in the mansion).

If I were to criticize anything, it would be Lex’s virtual non-reaction to Lionel being alive. Sure, Lex himself is a clone of a dead person, so I suppose he’s in no position to be skeptical, but how about asking a few questions?

For that matter, I feel like Lionel’s reintroduction into society was handled fairly poorly. The show basically had two choices: Lionel flies under the radar, or he comes back full force and takes over the life of this universe’s Luthor patriarch. I would have been fine with either. They went with the latter, but they didn’t really devote any attention to how Lionel could possibly explain how he faked his death when his body was discovered after being flung out of a 40 story building, and how there could be no legal consequence for such an action. On the contrary, he’s welcomed back with open arms and just given control of his company and fortune? It just seemed a tad….lazy.

And I also have to ask, is this the first time we’ve seen an alternate view of the Luthor mansion?

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A Case of the.... The Vampire Diaries - Episode 2-14

So what have we learned about the Gilbert family? That they don’t throw anything out. Ever.

I have to admit, though, that I did laugh at that practical joke when Elena led Stefan to believe that she couldn’t invite him into the lake house. It was a cute, “real” moment amidst all of the supernatural doom and gloom.

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In all honesty, it was actually quite refreshing to see Elena talking about her deceased parents. The series kicked off with Elena rightfully distraught about their deaths, but the show smartly drifted away from that (as The OC showed us, a perpetually depressed lead female can get awfully old awfully quickly). However, Elena’s relationship with her parents is an exceptionally important part of her character, and it’s also natural for her to wonder what her relationship with them would be like now that she knows about the existence of vampires (assuming, of course, that they knew about them as well).

Anyway, this episode seemed to focus on relationships, and explaining to the viewers why certain bonds exist, or delving into the nuances of the relationships we’re already familiar with. First and foremost, we got a closer look into the Bonnie/Luka/Jeremy triangle. And Caroline even joined in on the fun! We came to understand that Bonnie was intrigued by Luka because he was new and relatable. Meanwhile, Jeremy was somebody who was always there but she never truly appreciated. Overall, I was really happy with how it was handled. I thought their restraint in making it happen was smart, but they wisely decided not to put it off too long. And I’m glad that Bonnie made the right decision.

Speaking of Luka, he spilled the beans on Elijah’s actual plan to kill Klaus, and it involves Elena dying. This is something Elena apparently assumed, much to Stefan’s chagrin. While I understand him being saddened by her decision, I don’t necessarily agree with his general stance. Yes, it’s not fair to compare Elena to him, because as he noted, he already lived a very full life. But the same isn’t true for Jeremy, Bonnie, and even Jenna and Caroline. They all have full lives ahead of them – and most of them can be described as “innocent” in the grand scheme of things. Sure, maybe it’s not fair for her to die in order to save Stefan and Damon, but for her to do it for her little brother and her best friends? I can see her position in that regard.

We also got some justification as to why Tyler would be willing to turn against the people he’s known and cared about his entire life for a bunch of virtual strangers. He’s turned once, and it was an immensely painful and miserable experience, and now he’s got an escape clause. If he breaks the spell, he can avoid ever having to transform again. It makes sense, but I’m also glad they didn’t take it too far. Once he realized Elena’s life was in danger, he did the right thing and allowed Stefan to save her. Oh, and for some reason, I love how nonchalantly the vampires pull out the hearts of these werewolves.

Overall, a really solid episode, but I was a bit bothered by the fact that it was so easy for John to get into Jenna’s head. Here is a guy she does not like or trust, who quite obviously and open attempts to antagonize her. He makes one extremely vague and accusatory comment about Alaric’s wife, and suddenly Jenna is all suspicious of him. Sure, one could argue that she already suspected that something was up and that John’s comment merely accentuated her insecurities, but to be honest the show hadn’t properly built that up. It just felt a bit contrived. And to be honest, it wouldn’t hurt having just one genuinely happy couple on the show.

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Dive Bar Shirt Club: King Pin

Well, it's that time of the month again -- yep, I received my newest Dive Bar Shirt Club t-shirt. And it might have even been delayed, as our mailman refused to deliver to our house due to all the ice on the driveway (which was impossible to remove). This month's bar comes from New Orleans, making me wonder if I had been to this place during my visit there several years back. Perhaps one of my friends might help me with that.

Oh, and there's another thing I'm noticing about these dive bars: Their websites suck. So, instead of just copying and pasting some information about it, I'm forced tor retype from the bulletin they provide. Here's what it had to say:

This Uptown bar celebrates the sounds that made the City of New Orleans, with special honors to the King of Rock 'N Roll. Imagine Elvis in a bowling shirt. The compact space is crammed with a fearless collection of retro relics that have been battered by time, and spiked with stuff that didn't have any other place to go. Some might call it kitsch but others get that faux leopard walls and straw trim are just more shades of the King. It's a perfect scene for laid-back amusements and a retreat from the Mardi Gras mindset. If you carve a little action you can fork over fifty cents for the long shuffleboard slide or stick it to the dartboard that looks like it's suffered through many years of pointed pricks.

King Pin: Website - Facebook

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LIVE Raw thoughts

11:03 - Another reason to hate Lawler on commentary: For no reason whatsoever, he lied about Punk having cotton stuffed up his nose.

10:58 - Is it me or does it seem like CM Punk hasn't settled on what hairstyle he wants to go with now that he has short hair?

10:52 - I usually defend John Cena, but I have to say that I didn't care for the end of his promo. He kept saying "Elimination Chamber," except the term was referring to the PPV event at one point, the actual match another point, and I believe was a euphemism for a body part at yet another point. It got a bit confusing.

10:39 - Is John Cena interacting with the same guy every week in those backstage hallway segments?

10:28 - Ah, so the announcers do serve a purpose. It seems that Nexus relayed the message to Josh Matthews, who asked Sheamus about it, who made derogatory comments about Mark Henry in retaliation. In turn, Henry attacked Sheamus, weakening one of Punk's opponents. Clever.

10:24 - That Sheamus/Josh Matthews segment was just awkward. Why have Josh Matthews interrupt Sheamus in the middle of his entrance to report something that the viewing audience never saw? Wouldn't it have made more sense to have Mark Henry talking to somebody backstage? Or talking to Sheamus directly? It just came across as very odd. And since we never saw any of it, it almost seemed like Matthews was instigating. And this whole night, Nexus has really looked weak.

10:16 - It is a sad state of affairs when Ted DiBiase is putting over Jerry Lawler clean, so that Lawler can challenge for the WWE Championship on a PPV. Kyle may be right about 2010 being a highly disappointing year for DiBiase.

10:06 - What that Miz/Lawler segment desperately needed was a video montage chronicling Jerry Lawler's epic career. The vast majority of the WWE audience only knows Lawler as a joke telling announcer who wrestles a couple of short matches a year. I'm pretty well versed in my wrestling history, and that's even how I view him. A video that highlights all of Lawler's title wins and big time matches, as well as his media appearances, would have gone a long way in legitimizing him as a serious competitor. Instead, we had Lawler with his lame one liners. Making fun of Miz's haircut? To push the WWE Championship match? To quote the Miz, "Really?"

9:49 - Cole brings up a good point. Morrison is going to do some crazy shit in the Elimination Chamber match.

9:43 - The Elimination Chamber is actually a fairly interesting and unique type of match, and I'm curious if more people would be invested in it if it wasn't squished between the most popular gimmick match (Royal Rumble) and their biggest event of the year. It immediately feels insignificant in comparison. I wonder if it would find more success if it was in, say, September or October.

9:33 - Actually, let me rephrase. I'd like to see an Eve/Melina one-on-one match.

9:32 - After teasing a heel turn and then aborting them each time, it's refreshing to finally see the Bellas wrestling as heels. And by the way, I'd love to see a Melina/Eve feud.

9:21 - Another reason why I hate Lawler as a face: Truth says the wrong venue and Lawler still defends him. It's okay for heels to blindly follow somebody. They're supposed to be unlikeable and irrational. But when a face does it, they just look like a buffoon. Lawler looks like a buffoon.

9:19 - Question: Why have the GM announcement over the commercial break when you're just going to replay it once we return? Wouldn't it have made more sense to have the announcement on air, and then do Truth's entrance -- which is great for the live audience but does little for those viewing at home -- during the break?

9:13 - I've said it before and I'll say it again: I think it looks awesome when Punk's henchmen lay somebody's unconscious body over Punk's shoulders for the GTS. And I'm shocked that there were so many close up shots of Punk's face with his nose noticeably bloodied.

9:11 - I really hate Lawler as a face announcer. We all JUST watched Legacy attack CM Punk before Orton made his move in 2008, and Lawler actually says, "Then why doesn't Punk attack him? Why have Nexus do his dirty work?"

9:08 - Wow, WWE really just alluded to what happened between Orton and Punk in 2008. Bravo.

9:04 - What a waste of Vince McMahon's return. He comes back to spend two minutes talking about the Super Bowl and saying that the following week he'd be announcing the guest host of WrestleMania? Especially odd since they haven't emphasized the guest host concept in several months.

8:53 - Check back at 9:00 for my LIVE Raw thoughts. And I want to thank those have commented in recent weeks, such as Kyle and Javier, and although I haven't responded (I usually veg out following the show), I have read the comments and I deeply appreciate them. I'll try to respond more often, though!

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A Case of the.... Smallville - Episode 10-12

Every now and again Smallville does an episode that is uncomfortably close to a movie premise – the two Saw-esque episodes immediately comes to mind – and while they tend to be rather good (and even contain memorable moments or instances of important character growth) there is still an unfortunate feeling of gimmickry. It almost feels like the latter seasons of Sliders, where each dimension would resemble the latest blockbuster movie.

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This episode, the first one after a multi-month hiatus, bore obvious similarities to The Matrix and a lesser extent Avatar (perhaps only because of the repeated use of the word “avatar,” even though it was appropriate in those cases). It also featured the return of Chloe, one of the most interesting characters in the Smallville universe. For the first four seasons, up until she discovered Clark’s secret, I found her unbearably unlikable. Quite simply, she wasn’t a girl friend. She was jealous and she was disrespectful of people’s privacy, under the guise of journalism. Then once she found out the truth about Clark, she grew exponentially. She looked out for him, she helped him, and she gave him the appropriate amount of space. One of my favorite Clark/Chloe episodes was when Clark lost his memory and Chloe acted as his guide, even though she didn’t fully understand his abilities (one of my favorite moments is when Chloe whispered to Clark from across the room that she shouldn’t trust Lex). However, over the past few seasons, particularly after Jimmy died, Chloe became almost inhuman. Her dialogue and manner of speaking was no longer relatable. And since the show no longer focused on keeping Clark’s secret (virtually everybody knew at this point), Chloe’s knowledge and assistance was no longer enough to make her an inherently interesting character. Unfortunately, she had deteriorated into an expositional character – she merely existed to explain everything to the audience. So when she was written off earlier this season, I wasn’t devastated. And I was somewhat skeptical about her return.

Overall, though, I thought it was handled well enough. She has drifted significantly from the awkward, innocent girl she once was, but they at least acknowledged that fact. And I’m also glad that they brought up the point that none of them have really reacted to the fact that this girl they care deeply about disappeared off the face of the universe. And considering the dangerous world they live in, that seemed unusual. Now, we understand that this was their way of coping with the pain. With Oliver, it was over losing the girl he loves (I’m still not entirely invested in that relationship), and with Clark, it was due to his best friend not trusting him enough with a reason for why she’s leaving at all.

I will say this, though: I found the whole “should we trust Chloe?” thing a little shaky. When everybody returned home (while actually still in the Matrix), Oliver had seemingly immediately distrusted Chloe, while Clark repeatedly defended her. Yet when confronted by Chloe’s avatar, they inexplicably did a complete 180. Suddenly Oliver was willing to trust her, while Clark wavered. It’s not that I had a problem with Clark’s reluctance or Oliver’s willingness – I just didn’t understand why they kicked off the episode with them taking the other’s stance.

Overall, though, I appreciated the allusions to the series’ beginnings. From Chloe growing from her dorky early days, to Clark realizing that for his entire life he’s been asking people he cares about to trust him without asking any questions, and that he needs to do that for others as well. And I really liked the frequent interactions between Clark and Lois.

Speaking of which, considering all of the times that I’ve argued that Clark should take flight, believe it or not I had a real problem with the flying scene at the climax of the episode. It was actually a really well scripted moment, building off of a rather emotional and touching speech given by Lois. And that’s part of the issue – it would have made for a nice scene when he legitimately flies. I understood that it once again showed that Lois is the one person that can help him achieve his fullest capabilities, but I feel like it ultimately took away from what will be a supremely important moment. In many ways, the moment the entire series has been building towards.

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A Case of the.... The Vampire Diaries - Episode 2-13

“I can’t believe that Elena is my sister’s husband’s brother’s daughter…..and her mother is my boyfriend’s deceased wife.”

I love that line.

Sorry this is a bit late, but apparently my driveway is so icy that even the mailman won’t walk on it. I guess there’s a reason why “ice” isn’t included in that “rain, sleet, snow” motto. What a load!

Anyway, last week I suggested that “The Descent” should have been the episode that led into the hiatus, and “Daddy Issues” (this week’s episode) should have been the episode they returned with. After viewing this episode, I stand by that statement. This week’s hour included some great character growth, some exciting fight scenes, some unsettling violence, and a number of intriguing developments. While “The Descent” wasn’t bad, it was somewhat a lackluster way to return from a multi-month break. This episode was far better suited for that role.

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Amazingly, Caroline may very well have been the highlight of this very strong episode. No matter the situation, she kept a level, likeable head. When she was confronted by Tyler about her deception, her argument was convincing. When she spoke with Matt about their relationship issues, she didn’t come across as some twisted chick juggling two best friends. When she was approached by Jules, she played it cool and avoided confrontation. And at the conclusion of the episode, when she was again approached by Tyler, she was incredibly strong and courageous. I actually admired her. And her second discussion with Matt….well, her choice of alibi was just unfortunate.

Above all else, though, the scene in which she was being tortured was borderline uncomfortable. It was graphic and ruthless, and I completely understood how rattled she was afterwards. And her connection with Stefan throughout the entire ordeal was downright sweet. In fact, the juxtaposition between the “vampire family” and the “werewolf family” was great. The former was built on concern and affection, and the latter was born out of violence and revenge.

I did enjoy the fight scene quite a bit, actually. Particularly Damon nonchalantly tearing out one of the werewolves’ hearts. And considering how frequently the show kills off secondary characters – even important secondary ones – there was a sense that there could be a semi-major fatality. And between Damon and Stefan, Elijah and the witches, and John and Katherine, there are so many people attempting to protect Elena – each for their own reasons (and in the first case, those reasons are legitimately thoughtful and selfless), while at odds with the others trying to protect her.

And I’m rather intrigued by John’s return. What exactly is his agreement with Katherine? Ya’ know, the vampire who cut off his fingers and repeatedly stabbed him, leaving him for dead? Methinks Elena may be wise to not trust him.

I did have one qualm, though. So Stefan revealed that Bonnie’s witch friend is working with Elijah. When exactly did they find this out? Later on in the episode Bonnie divulged that Elijah told Elena, but the timeline of the two scenes was awkward.

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