The greatest book of all time

Buy it. Love it. Enjoy gems such as:

• Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
• Chuck Norris can turn back time simply by staring at the clock and flexing.
• Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pisses.
• Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.
• When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks the closet for Chuck Norris.
• The Virgin Mary saw Chuck Norris in her grilled cheese sandwich.
• Chuck Norris can kick a fart back into an ass.

And that's just a sampling, folks.

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UPDATE: My buddy Neal over at Oblivious to Melody will appreciate this one:

• When the Incredible Hulk gets angry he turns into Chuck Norris.