What in the blue hell....

Or should I say "blotchy orange hell"?

Matt Hardy's faux tan has been, shall we say, peculiar since his heel turn at the beginning of this year. But it's REALLY beginning to get ridiculous. In addition to being a shade that I can only describe as "unearthly," it's also completely uneven. There are random dark blotches, and his face isn't even remotely close to the same color as the rest of his body.

Geez, between his bulked up appearance, bloated face, receding hairline, and ridiculous color, Matt Hardy is really looking like a shell of his former self.

I know it's a lot healthier than tanning beds, but some of these television personalities need to invest in a more realistic looking alternative.