Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Please tell me this isn't real

The following message from Linda (Bollea) Hogan's PR team has apparently been posted on the Perez Hilton website:

Perez, if Brooke continues to spew lies on behalf of her father's lame attempt to distance himself from the reality that he is no different from the homicidal OJ Simpson, Charlie will be forced to put aside his paramedic/firefighting career path and release an album called "Redemption" which will easily surpass any of Brooke's records sales.

Brooke has always had a problem telling the truth. If it is her claim that her breasts are natural or she hasn't been banging the crap out of the pot head $tack for the last 3 years, then her comments of Charlie being a year and a half younger than her are again a complete fabrication (they are 4 months apart). She only judges Charlie because of his long hair and age, Linda doesn't judge.

Here are some cold hard facts; these people who say Linda is doing drugs are friends of Hulk Hogan. Brooke is Hulk's only remaining mouthpiece and a pawn in his game of control. Linda will walk into any drug testing facility and take a random test and the truth will be she is clean. Put your money where your mouth is Brooke aka Hulk. Brooke "thinks" she's doing drugs is a hypocrisy when her father and $tack are rolling and Smoking joints together in Brooke's recording session, and Brooke knows it. As for Charlie, he is an accomplished Spring board diver (4th in the Nationals), eagle scout and certified captain in commercial boating with his bigger goal of joining the fire
department. Linda's definition of a good time is hitting a 8:30 am mass at St Max's grabbing some Cuban food at Versailles (her fav). We aren't here to kiss anyone's ass but Linda would love spend a fun California day with Perez with or without that famous garlic chicken, but you have to go to mass.


Gary Smith on behalf of Linda Hogan
Global PR Inc


I'm a little skeptical, mostly due to the many spelling and grammatical errors, overall juvenile language, and the fact that this individual refers to Linda as "Linda Hogan" and not her actual name. Nevertheless, if this IS real, then my immediate issue is with the opening sentence, which states that Hulk Hogan is no different from OJ Simpson.

Even if Hogan's comments WEREN'T misinterpreted, and he really does want to kill his soon-to-be-ex-wife, there's still one major difference between the two of them. OJ killed his wife. Hogan hasn't. That's a pretty big difference from where I sit.

And honestly, who threatens to release an album in a war of words?

2 comments:

Kyle Litke said...

While I agree with you that that is awful, I think what bothers me most, if that's true, is that Linda or her PR team wrote a whole letter they knew would go public trashing her own daughter and essentially calling her a piece of shit who they're going to bury if she doesn't stop being nice to Daddy. I don't care if it's true and Brooke is the biggest liar in the world, and I don't care if she is publicly trashing her mother, there are better ways to handle that.

Matt Basilo said...

I agree, it's pretty sickening how Linda can take such vicious shots at her daughter, no matter the scenario. Not only is she accusing her own daughter of getting a boob job and having sex, but the language used is especially malicious.